Abbreviation SMS,

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

s:"still"
m:"mad"
a:"always"
r:"responsible"
t:"teasing"

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)