Funny and Humorous Teacher Jokes !!!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE : Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : George!

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN : I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."