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Funny Girl Jokes A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.  Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.  Teacher: Why are you late? Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.  Teacher: So, What? Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

How to catch a lion  Newton 's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven

Scenario in various parts of India   Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata ****** Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai ****** Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make