Funny and Humorous April Fool Jokes !!!

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
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Surprised?
?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,

U r 1st Fool Of 2009

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,

kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.


Source : http://chillapple.blogspot.com/2009/11/funny-and-humorous-april-fool-jokes.html