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BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!

GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?

BOY: No.

GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.

BOY: And do you know who I am?

GIRL: No.

BOY: Thank goodness!





A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says "Not an excuse. Just write with your other hand."
Teacher: What is `Average'?

Kid: It is something on which hens hatch their eggs. [On the previous day, the teacher had said, "Hence hatch 6 to 7 eggs on an average"].

Math teacher: You have $10. Your dad gives you $10. How much do you have now?

Kid: $10. Math teacher: I'm sorry, you don't understand the problem. Kid: I'm sorry, Miss, you don't understand my dad.

Geography teacher: Why are days longer in summer than in winter?

Student: Objects expand on heating.

English Teacher: Change it into past tense: Ms M gives a present to Ms Y One student's answer: Ms M gave a past to Ms Y.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'

Teacher: What?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddia
 

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