Funny and Humorous Leave Jokes !!!

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

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Little Preeto came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

“That’s great, sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”

“Well,” said Preeto, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science.”

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.

What about you?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!

What about you?

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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

“Rahul, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”

“Pinky, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow.”

“Jassi, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa.”

“Prito, what sound does a mouse make?”
“Errr.., it goes.. click!”