Funny and Humorous Love Jokes !!!

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.

Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.

'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

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Man: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?

Woman: Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

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Their was a couple for love, where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated to her not for any one. For Some years girl went for further studies when she returned after some years ago she saw his boy friend was with another girl.

Immediately stopped him & questioned how he forgot the promise given to her?

Boy..'See gal I had been undergone an OPEN HEART SURGERY so !!!!!'.

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Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,'It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?

The friend replied,'Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!'