Funny and Humorous Marriage Jokes !!!

One day, Harry and Sarah were having a petty argument.

After shouting back and forth, Sarah finally says, "Let's make a deal. To end this argument, you admit that I am right and I will admit that I am wrong."

Harry thought for a moment, agreed, and asked her to go first.

Sarah replied, "I'm sorry Harry, I am wrong."

In response, Harry shouts happily, "You're right!"

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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for break-fast. He walked in. She turned and said, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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"Darling," seductively sighed the fashion model, "if I didn't wear all these beautiful clothes, would you still think me attractive?"

He smiled and replied, "Test me."

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On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazy husband says, "My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight."

The impatient wife says, "Sure, but first at least let's see the rocket to get there."