Funny and Humorous Politics Jokes !!!

Once Laloo prasad yadav took some photos with a herd of buffaloes ,

Next day the photo appeared on the front page of a Bihari newspaper.

Guess the caption!! ‘Laloo,third from left!’

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Poltician To A Beggar:What Is Difference Between You And Me?

Beggar To The Politician:The Difference Between You And Me Is ,I Beg Everyday While You Beg For Votes Every Five Years.

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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo
“WAIT PLEASE”
for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference to inform receiving a lettter from BillGates