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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."





A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.




A young couple had been married for a couple of weeks, and the man was always after his wife to quit smoking.

One afternoon, she lit up after some lovemaking, and he said, "You really ought to quit."

She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."

He replied, "But they stunt your growth."

She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he never had.

Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse?"



A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. “Where are you going?” he asked.

“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!”

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.

“Going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you live on $800 a year!”



A man walks up to a lady and says if there where a million dicks all around you, how many would you choke on?

The lady replies by saying, “None!”

Then the man says, “Now that I know you’re a pro at what you do, can you blow me too?”



 

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